Posted 1 day ago

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

Posted 1 day ago

mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Posted 1 day ago

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

never seen anything more accurate

Posted 2 days ago

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

Posted 2 days ago

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

Posted 2 days ago

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

Posted 2 days ago

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy)

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notcallum:

i went to touch a boob in my dream and woke up with my hand in a bin